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Rule 34: Thanks to Nintendo Switch, Zelda Porn is Up!

With the dawn of every new cultural phenomenon, be it a popular movie or wacky shit like an evil clown uprising, you can bet your sweet candy ass that people are going to find a way to jerk off to it. That’s just the way of the world. #Rule34

Since the highly anticipated launch of the Nintendo Switch, reports have come in that porn traffic in general has seen a significant drop as legions of video game fans are devoting their time playing the new platform and its hot, new release “The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.”

While porn usage fell over the last weekend, porn searches for the term “Zelda porn” skyrocketed (102% increase) proving that Rule 34 is indeed at work. Nintendo-related searches for “Mario”, “Princess Peach” and Bowser” also saw compelling increase spikes as well. Sure, the new Zelda video game looks pretty sweet, and call me crazy but what I think the public really wants to see is a Zelda porn parody.

Take a gander at some Zelda hentai porn!

 

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