Monthly Archives: November 2016

Mia Khalifa To Be US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia?!

Posted November 30th 2016 by

Sweet zombie jesus, the world is becoming more like the 2006 movie Idiocracy everyday. A reality star with zero political experience just got elected the damn President of the United States and now there’s a petition going around urging President-elect … Read more »


Your Guide to Casting Couch Porn!

Posted November 29th 2016 by

Last week on “Your Guide…” I examined Japanese porn and this week, I’ll be taking a look at casting couch porn. Who doesn’t love a good ‘ol casting couch porn video? You ever notice that there’s a very distinct blueprint … Read more »


Our Top Ten HD Videos Last Week

Posted November 28th 2016 by

It’s been another exciting week as we make it to December! While many of our American friends have been busy stuffing turkey into their guts and lining up for bargains we can see new developing trends in our top videos … Read more »


Happy Thanksgiving Porn!

Posted November 23rd 2016 by

Happy Thanksgiving! Oh, don’t be shy! I know why you came here. Lemme guess… Your Pro-Trump relatives are bugging the piss out of you and you had to sneak away for a stress wank amiright?? And you may have clicked … Read more »


U.K Wants to Ban Porn Sites

Posted November 22nd 2016 by

Porn controversy continues to swirl with the latest news of the UK intending to block all porn sites that do not have age verification checks. This development comes on the heels of Proposition 60 being defeated by voters just last … Read more »


Our Top Ten Porn Videos From Last Week

Posted November 21st 2016 by

  Once again we list our top ten porn videos from last week. We like graphs, numbers, trends…oh and boobs, we love boobs. With that in mind, we evaluate the HD porn videos from our video channels area each and … Read more »


Emily Ratajkowski Goes Topless!

Posted November 18th 2016 by

25-year-old international model and actress, Emily Ratajkowski is an absolute vision! This brainy brunette was born in London to American parents and raised in California. You may remember her smoking-hot presence in David Fincher’s 2014 thriller, Gone Girl where she … Read more »


Vaginas In Watch Dogs 2

Posted November 17th 2016 by

Video games sure have changed! No matter how many times I rescued the princess from that 8th fuckin’ castle she’d never show me what was under that rockin’ pink dress. Fast forward a few years and it seems that video … Read more »


Your Guide to Sexy Japanese Porn!

Posted November 16th 2016 by

Hey there stranger! You look like you could use some Japanese porn in your life. Everybody loves Japanese imports. From Japanese cars, technology, video games, cuisine, anime, and of course, Japanese porn. Being that I’m a porn writer, I’m going … Read more »


Woman Mistakes Dildo for Duck

Posted November 15th 2016 by

Duck, Duck, GOOSE! When you’re out enjoying the majesty of nature it’s not uncommon to document your time and return home with photos of all the lovely flora and fauna your encounter. A woman snapped a photo of what she … Read more »


The Top Ten HD Porn Vids Last Week

Posted November 14th 2016 by

This was an exciting week wasn’t it? I could be talking about the roller coaster ride the US election became but this time I’m going to talk all about porno! It’s good to get back to the stuff we know … Read more »


2016 Election Hangover Cures

Posted November 9th 2016 by

Normally, I’d be writing about celebrity camel toes and handicap porn but today is a special day in a very specifically tragic way. Today, we are wrestling with two blasphemous words that we thought we’d never say: President Trump. Did … Read more »