‘Merica is all about bigger, better and faker. This may come as a surprise but not all male porn stars are packing giant wangers. Here’s 5 guys who have the smallest (relatively) dicks in porn. Disclaimer: Just so I don’t get beat up by masked men and their dicks on my way out to the parking lot, I ain’t saying these dudes are small. Just small by porn standards. Notice the absence of black guys from this list. 

1.) Johnny Thrust

Damn, I feel a little guilty calling out these fine, upstanding gents on account of their actually pretty average tools, but not that guilty. Remember, these guys have had more hot ass than you’ve had hot meals.


 

2.) John Strong

This stubby brick shithouse has been in the biz for years. Should change his name to Little John.

 

 

3.) T.J Cummings

Now you can put a face to over-compensation! I don’t know why I’m talking shit. This guy could easily end my life and then ground up my bones in his protein shake for added calcium. Thank you anonymous internet handles.

 

 

 

4.) Tyce Bune

Uncle Creeper himself. This world-weary, over-the-hill stud is on his way out. I have no idea if this guy is even filming anymore, but I know deep down somewhere in your jizz-splattered funhouse of a subconsciousness –  you recognize him. Why? Because you were pissed at seeing such a short dick dude get so much hot ass that’s fucking why.

 

 

5.) Rod Fontana

This old warhorse not only qualifies for being shorter than his peers, but also holds the special distinction of having the weirdest-looking tool in the garage. It looks like a mutated eggplant. With Downs. Now, forget what I said and watch Rod pound out five pregnant honeys.

 

Stay tuned for my next article “Pornstars with Huge Balls”

 

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  1. Lucas:

    WTF

  2. JSFan:

    John Strong’s cock might be small, but dude knows how to use it! And he’s hot!

  3. YOUREVIL:

    You’re a piece of shit head. I don’t care about sizes