BAM you saw what you came here for!


It’s common knowledge that once entertainment robots like Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and now Selena Gomez find a way to free themselves from the “Disney” matrix, Hollywood agents will be clamoring about their glitzy heels like mangy bums around a trash can fire – each one of them with fist-fulls of “coming-of-age” movie scripts promising them all new leases on their lives if they flash a titty or two. Because you know what? School’s finally out.

If you don’t at once see that Spring Breakers isn’t the most obvious skin-flick cash grab since “Striptease”, then you’re the reason why shit like this makes money. Granted, my boy James Franco (freaking revelatory in “127 hours”) is in it, so maybe he knows something I don’t.

Early reviews say this is a spotty drug-fueled caper that rides the lines of low art and hyper-kinetic cinematography. But that’s like building up fuckin’ parsley garnish as the food of the gods when the chef knows his main course lacks any real lasting flavor. Story, people, story. That is the only element you need for a “good” movie.

But enough about my intellectual sentiments. Like you have a tolerance for porn, I have a tolerance for quality movies and mark my words, the neon-emblazoned rave poster is marketing at its very finest. We’re all salesman from behind keyboard to some degree. I just suffer from fits of honesty from time to time and I don’t think being that it’s Monday is a coincidence.

Here, check out some tits.

 


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  1. swaffel:

    omg so freakin hot!

  2. evan:

    i luve slena gomeze she is ho naked

    • evan:

      sory litel kid right that

  3. Anonymous:

    Super cummmm

  4. Unknown:

    I wanna fuck Vanessa and Selena

  5. Unknown:

    shell choke though on this 8=========================O

  6. Anonymous:

    i’ve read that it wasn’t really selena topless, some say its rachel korine, but i think it is selena. look closely at her bikini. it’s the one she’s been wearing in some still photos and the woman lying down is wearing the same, also, she is the only girl among the four to have dark hair.

  7. Jake:

    Oh…my..god….what did I look at…

  8. Anonymous:

    I wana fuck bess

  9. porn101:

    Amazing