My biggest fear in life, apart from this, is probably going blind or deaf. I mean, props to the brave souls that face these setbacks, they are definite soldiers for battling it on a day to day basis. But it would totally suck to no longer be able to hear a hot babe moan in pleasure, or see a couple sexy females making out in the shower or something along those lines. A couple days ago, we taught you how to say some pretty nasty shit in sign language. Well, ladies and gents, I bring you PORN FOR THE BLIND!

Braille Boobies!

I’ve always wondered why there’s braille imprints on atm drivethrus – since when does a blind person get behind the wheel of a car? Also, how can a blind person become horny? Someone thought of this, and came up with an answer – to describe sex scenes in as passionate a manner as possible! Of course, the younger population caught on and is taking advantage of this, here’s an example:

http://media.pornfortheblind.org/9660282166afd7906370f012a235a81a4e009720/redtube.com-20578.mp3

hysterical Laugh
 

However, some people actually put effort into this shit, and who knows if it works or not:

http://pornfortheblind.org/audio/cumoverload.mp3

 I guess my question is – how the fuck does a blind person use a computer, type an address into a tiny little url bar, pull their pants down and jack it to some middle aged slob describing a 53 second sex scene? Whatever though, everyone’s entitled to a little excitement in their life, be it listening to sex, or actually visiting a sweet site like porn.com and watching sexier than life women getting railed.

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