When beloved pornstars retire, it’s almost like they’re dead. It’s the fans who immediately suffer the most, mourning on comment and forum sections and with good reason too.

Today marks the sad day that premier starlet, Jenna Haze announced her departure from the adult industry. It almost feels like your first break-up, right? Unexpected. Too sudden. Blindsided! I’m just as surprised as you are.

With a robust career spanning over a decade’s worth, Jenna Haze crawled and sashayed her way into a whole generation of naughty boys’ and girls’ minds. When I heard the news, my own mind whipped back and my vision flooded with everything and anything Jenna Haze like I was having some smutty near-death experience. As other fanboys are beginning to make their way around the corner from shock to denial, I myself have barely begun to cope. Today, Porn lost more than just a dim-witted jizz jar. Porn lost its girlfriend.

 

Yes, in this metaphor, Mclovin' will represent Porn

 

Comedic grandstanding aside, Jenna Haze genuinely loved what she did. She was always quick to credit porn with all her success and widespread appeal.

“I love the adult industry. I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for the adult industry and I owe a lot of my success to it. I love the industry, so I don’t think I’d ever like, shun it, or turn my back on it or anything like that.”

Jenna Haze is the latest big name to hang up her 4-inch clear heels and close up her legs since the last two high-profile porn actresses, Sasha Grey and Jenna Jameson called it quits in recent years. But unlike Grey and Jameson, Jenna Haze didn’t bite the hand that fed her.

“Actually, I’m a little disappointed in [Sasha Grey] because she chose to leave the industry. I think she’s a smart girl and I think that she could have done both [Porn and Mainstream]. I don’t see why not. You know what I mean?”

Jenna Haze declared her exit from the biz through her youtube channel. The short 1 minute video is a brief, sumptuous and gracious message with Jenna thanking her legion of fans for years of dedication and appreciation. It was a class act move, unlike Jenna Jameson’s blurt at the 2008 AVN Awards.

Jenna will still be in porn, albeit just behind the camera.

“Directing is where my heart is now. It’s allowed me to explore a creative side that is different from what performing has offered me. I am very satisfied with what I was able to accomplish in 10 years of performing, and now I’m enjoying the challenges of being on the other side of the camera and running my studio.”

Somehow, it’s just not the same and it won’t ever be.

Click here to relive your favorite Jenna Haze moments at Porn.com

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Jenna Haze’s funny, laugh-out-loud viral video “Fleshlightning”

 

Jenna Haze and angsty rock ringer, Taylor Momsen!

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  6. Tony:

    I was hoping you would go out to dinner with me.
    Happy retirement. Love tony.

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  8. Dan:

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