Tis the season to be horny?

Let me just say out loud on this digital piece of real estate that I fucking hate the gaping commercial blackhole that is Christmas.

That wasn’t always so.

As a wee boy, Christmas couldn’t arrive sooner because one knew on Christmas morning, one would be rife with brand new ninja turtle action figures (that suspiciously looked exactly like the ones from last year) and other toys and gleeful shit. But as I grew up, ninja turtles turned into socks and sweaters and combined with the pain of the knowledge that Santa was not fucking real was the type of jaw-dropping revelation I couldn’t easily bounce back from. What the hell is Christmas anyway? Is it a twisted pagan tradition that wed an unholy union with the silly Christian religion? Who invented the myth of Santa Claus and how much acid was he on when he dreamt up that nightmarish mythos?

Ah, nobody gives a shit. I have to keep reminding myself that. So, whenever Christmas rolls around, I just laugh at the parody of it all and so, that’s probably why I enjoy porno-themed Christmas parodies so goddamn much. Christmas has already fucked itself over plenty. Everyone just goes through the motions and grabs a tree, plastic or real and drape gaudy lights around their houses to keep up with the collective “Joneses.” Because what the fuck else is one supposed to do on this king of junk holidays?

Sure, even in my icebox of a heart, I can’t deny that I feel that little iota of “Christmas” cheer, but guess what? That feeling is immediately gone the day after and we’re all back to being assholes for the rest of the 364.

Anyway, enough of my brain droppings, here’s my list of the sexiest and not to mention, FREE christmas porn videos!



Home Alone? The Return of the Wet Bandits Porn Parody . This video is offered free from porn.com

Ever wondered what an adult Kevin McAllister would do if his house was broken into not by a couple of hobos but two hot chicks, Bailey Blue and Zoey Nixon? Check it out for free!


One of the hottest Christmas solo masturbation scenes you’ll ever see!



Horny Old Bastard Santa Claus Goes All Naughty with Kinzie!. This video is offered free from porn.com



Wendie Tomass Sucks Off Santa’s XXXmas Pole. This video is offered free from porn.com



Gentle Shaved Christmas Beaver Gets Fingered. This video is offered free from porn.com



Sexy Blonde Pulls Down Her Lingerie By Christmas Tree. This video is offered free from porn.com



Lesbians In Christmas Dresses Playing Around The Tree. This video is offered free from porn.com



Naughty Girl Sits On Santas Lap And Sucks His Jolly Cock. This video is offered free from porn.com



Length Of The Rod Is Not Important For Sex. This video is offered free from porn.com



This Sexy Coed Has Been Bad And Santa Spanks Her. This video is offered free from porn.com

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