Mouth watering, delicious, sexy food porn here. You’ll want a few of these models to come home with you, so you can sink your teeth into them. Confused? Don’t worry, I’m talking about actual food — though you could bring a girl home that likes biting. Also, if you want to actual food porn, check out Food Bangers right here on Porn.com.

There’s nothing sexier than a guy (or girl) that can satisfy your cravings in the kitchen, as well as the bedroom. So here’s a few recipes that will get her blood boiling, along with a¬† dessert idea from yours truly. Note: Click the pictures are recipe links. Also, there will be bacon.

Sexy Nuggets with Bloody Mary Dip

Mouth watering Mac & Cheese, Topped with Bacon

Pulled Pork of Awesome

Breakfast of Champs

Club Sandwich Squirting With Flavor

I'll have what she's having

Unique Yet Fabulous PB&J S’mores

Spicy Rooster Sauce Shrimp

Asian Sensation, Korean Burrito

Flavorful, Tender Short Ribs of Beefy Goodness

Warm, Moist Peanut Butter Cookies

Roasted Bell Peppers and Bacon Risotto

C’s Orgasmic Cheesecake Brownies

I’ve been told my brownies are better than sex, though I still prefer sex then a brownies afterwards. Many people would kill for this recipe, so only use it for good.

For cheesecake mix:

  • 1 egg
  • 8 oz of cream cheese
  • 1/4 cup of sugar
  • 1 tsp of vanilla

Mix cream cheese and sugar into a medium size bowl. In a separate bowl, beat one egg and add the 1tsp of vanilla. Now add the egg mixture in with the cream cheese and sugar, mix well. Now the mixture may look weird at this point but don’t worry it will be awesome.

For brownie mix:

  • 4 oz of dark chocolate
  • 1/2 cup of butter
  • 1/4 cup light brown (muscovado) sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup of flour

In a bigger bowl mix the butter and sugar until fluffy. Add in 2 beaten eggs. Melt the dark chocolate, either stove or microwave, then add it to the mixture and mix well

For the stove: fill a pot with water and have it on medium to hot heat. Place chocolate in a bowl over top the pot of water. Stir til it’s melted.

For the microwave: Put chocolate in a microwave safe bowl, heat on power level 7 for a minute. Stir then heat for about 30 seconds or until melted.

Finally, add the flour and mix until then you can’t see white clumps of flour.

Oil a baking pan –usually a 9×9 if you want 16 even squares then add 1/3 of the brownie mixture. Even out the layer with a knife or spreader. Now add cheesecake mix. Then slowly add the rest of the brownie mix, remember you want to make it look like marble so don’t just drop the brownie mix on top. Once added take a toothpick and swirl the cheesecake and brownie together so it looks more like marble. Put in oven at 325 degrees for about 25min t0 30min. When it’s done, you should be able to put a toothpick in the brownies and pull out without any mix on it.

 

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  1. belac:

    Somewhere, someone actually fapped to this.

  2. Anonymous:

    And it was me