Porn is different things to different people, but there are some porn fetishes that are so far out there you just have to sit back and go “WHAT THE COCK IS THAT?!” I’m not here to judge what someone faps to, but I do have to wonder just how these people bring up their fetishes in casual conversation or if they just drop the bomb while they’re balls deep.

5.) Balloons

I’m sure you’re looking at this and wondering what in the world could be erotic about balloons. Truth be told, I have no idea what the appeal is but there’s plenty of people out there that love to see sexy girls rubbing balloons over their naked bodies. The balloon fetish folks are divided into two camps: those who are all for balloon popping by the girls, and those who aren’t. Either way, you’re never going to look at birthday parties the same again.

 

The best static electricity demo. Ever.

4.) Crying

Some women get so emotional when they orgasm that they actually end up crying as they cum, so it was only a matter of time before that got completed fetishized. You don’t see this one popping up in porn too often, but when you do it’s certainly going to catch you offguard. I suppose this makes the song lyrics “A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying” the motto for this particular fetish.

Maybe his balls are really onions?

3.) Lactation

This fetish goes hand in hand with pregnant porn, so apparently a good portion of the guys lusting over women in their most feminine state are also really down with breast milk. Lactation fetishes range from watching women squirt their milk from their laden breasts to having a guy actively suckling on her nipples. Lactation fetishes may be a bit more widespread than you think, judging by the amount of porn producers that have solo models spilling milk all over their bodies during softcore shoots. You might think they’re just trying to simulate a cum bath, but something tells me they might just all be lactation lovers undercover.

Did you laugh as much as we had fun making this? HMMM?!

2.) Sploshing

You might actually be a fan of sploshing and you just don’t know it. Sploshing, also known as wet and messy, covers a wide range of porn activities that result in girls getting wet, such as covered in water, or messy, such as the popular whipped cream covering. The sploshing fetish also covers mud and jello wrestling along with tons of other popular porn scenarios. More fetishy implementations of sploshing include food fucking, and body painting. This fetish goes on the list simply because you’re probably all for it, but you didn’t know the actual name for it.

Now we just need to fill that tub with milk and voila! T & A Milkshake!

1.) Farting

Sometimes I just wish I was making up some of these fetishes, but alas, farting is also a very real fetish. In fact, you’ll probably find a surprising amount of fart videos floating around, featuring everything from petite pornstar like hotties to massive women whose farts vibrate their monster asses. I can only think that this fetish exists so men can prove that the elusive woman fart does indeed exist.

 

He's either taking a dump or having a very severe stroke.

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