I love vampire movies. I love sexy vampire chicks even more. Sink your teeth into my kick-ass, fang-tastic list of the hottest female vampires ever.


1.) Salma Hayek – From Dusk Til Dawn

This notoriously sexy lap dance scene will outlive us all. If you haven’t seen it, you haven’t yet lived, dear reader. This perfectly shot sequence showcases Salma’s insanely voluptuous figure to the tequila-soaked night riffs of Latin rock band, Tito and Tarantula. And the results are fucking hypnotizing.

2.) Kate Beckinsale – Underworld

Is Kate Beckinsale the hottest female vampire of modern times? In short, yes. Let’s face it: Underworld was your standard popcorn fare built on the premise that moviegoers would shell out cash money to watch vamps and werewolves clash in an all-out battle royale. But can anyone remember the fucking story? No, because all you think about is Kate slinking around in her skin-tight BDSM catsuit, hand cannons a blastin’.

3.) Alyssa Milano – Embrace of the Vampire

Every beautiful celebrity has done an early nude scene they wish they hadn’t lest it remain in the timeless black hole we call the internet. This is Alyssa’s. The movie is really fucking bad but the producers knew that. Hell, they were probably high-fiving and licking the froth off each others’ mouths as soon as Alyssa popped her top off and revealed her super sweet tits. Thank you, Hollywood sleazeballs for bringing us one of the hottest nude scenes ever.

4.) Ashley Greene – Twilight

Right off the bat, I’m gonna say this: the whole Twilight saga is like a long, steaming coiled-up rope of shit that needs pinching off. The entire series is completely unwatchable and this is coming from a guy whose used to watching awful porn plots. Jizz rocket to the dome? Still a better love story than Twilight. 

Sweet Jesus Murphy! Ashley Greene is hot! Like supernaturally hot. Fuck man. Here are some nude pics:

5.) Nina Dobrev – The Vampire Diaries

 

Russian-born beauty, Nina Dobrev plays the dual roles of a high school senior and a centuries-old vampire femme fatale in this hit-or-miss melodrama. The women of this show are unbelievably good-looking. Watch it! (with your pants off)

6.) Charlie’s Hot Girlfriend – Fright Night (2011)

Imogen Poots was way too hot for Anton Yelchin’s Charlie in the 2011 remake Fright Night. I actually enjoyed this cheeky movie. Read my review here.

 7.) Deborah Ann Woll – True Blood

 Everyone’s favorite bitchy fledging vampire had to make this list. No sassy snark here. Just enjoy the view. God-DAMN, I heart gingers.

8.) Ingrid Pitt - The Vampire Lovers

Back in the good ‘ol days of lesbian-vampire-exploitation, Ingrid Pitt was a living icon. This sultry, curvy slice of European lust with legs bordered on porn star status. Ingrid starred in numerous Hammer films, which were low on story and scares but made up with tons of taboo sexuality. Definitely worth a download if you can find it.

9.) Olga Kurylenko – Je T’aime Paris

Yeah, it’s the hot chick from the shit Max Payne movie from a couple years back. Evidently, she’s expanded her horizons with a bit part as a seductive, goth-up vampire in one of the stories contained in the film, Je T’aime Paris. 

10.) Shannyn Sossamon – Moonlight

My inner hipster douchebag has been in love with Shannyn Sossamon for god knows how long. I’m pretty sure it’s her goddamn irresistibly sexy asymmetrical hair style and that curious Mona Lisa grin she always mugs. Hell, even the pretentious spelling of her name is sexy to me. This is a woman I’d cook for and clean up after. Anyway, I’m glad Shannyn is back on some screen in some form after a string of mediocre movies.

11.) Angie Everhart – Bordello of Blood

Holy shit, I think I’ve just inadvertently traced back my ginger infatuation!

12.) Drusilla – Buffy the Vampire Slayer (T.V Series)

Best vampire couple ever. Whedon superfan out.

13.) Autumn Reeser - The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe

Before you ask, no, it’s not even worth the bandwidth, sonny jim. But the ageless Autumn Reeser (32) has never looked better. She’s the only thing that will help you cope with seeing rancid hobo actor, Corey Feldman in this pile of hen shit.

14.) Jeri Ryan – Dracula 2000

Nothing says you’ve made it to the top like being cast as one of Dracula’s strung out vamp tramps.

15.) Kristanna Loken – Bloodrayne

16.) Lucy Liu – Rise: Blood Hunter

17.) Monica Bellucci – Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Don’t remember her? Here, let me jog your memory. Here, she’s about to snack on Keanu Reeves’ dick

18.) Kim Ok-bin – Thirst (Korean)

Fucking fantastic movie.

 


Here’s our really sweet-looking poster for our upcoming Halloween scene (Oct.26th 2012)

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Come back tomorrow for the first look at the trailer!

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  1. jt:

    Mariana Klaveno from Trueblood was pretty damn hot

    • rex:

      oooh weeeee can’t argue with that

  2. Vishal:

    i wanna suck a real vimpire boobs

  3. Anonymous:

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  4. Duante Amorculo (@DuanCulo):

    excellent list but … where’s Mariana Klaveno???